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Oh, Did I Mention I Went to Princeton?*

The shocking college admissions scandal has produced some interesting reactions from outrage to schadenfreude to utter disbelief that well-heeled parents would be so idiotic. After all, there is a fully-legal, tax-deductible way to get all but the stupidest kids into … Continue reading

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Thank You for Not Admitting my Son to Your Prestigious College

Dear Small, Prestigious Liberal Arts College (which shall remain anonymous and henceforth be referred to as ‘SPLAC’ for the sake of brevity), I want to thank you for not admitting my son last year. No, really. This isn’t meant as … Continue reading

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